Bette Midler Biography
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Bette Midler Famous Quotes

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

~ Bette Midler

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

~ Bette Midler

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.

~ Bette Midler

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

~ Bette Midler

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

~ Bette Midler

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

~ Bette Midler

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

~ Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

~ Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true.

~ Bette Midler

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

~ Bette Midler

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

~ Bette Midler

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

~ Bette Midler

I'm working my way toward divinity.

~ Bette Midler

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

~ Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

~ Bette Midler

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.

~ Bette Midler

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

~ Bette Midler

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

~ Bette Midler

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

~ Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

~ Bette Midler

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

~ Bette Midler

Bette Midler Biography

Bette Midler Famous Quotes