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Stephen Leacock Famous Quotes

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

~ Stephen Leacock

A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

~ Stephen Leacock

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

~ Stephen Leacock

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.

~ Stephen Leacock

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

~ Stephen Leacock

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.

~ Stephen Leacock

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

~ Stephen Leacock

He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.

~ Stephen Leacock

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

~ Stephen Leacock

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

~ Stephen Leacock

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.

~ Stephen Leacock

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

~ Stephen Leacock

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

~ Stephen Leacock

It may be those who do most, dream most.

~ Stephen Leacock

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

~ Stephen Leacock

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

~ Stephen Leacock

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy.

~ Stephen Leacock

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.

~ Stephen Leacock

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

~ Stephen Leacock

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.

~ Stephen Leacock

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

~ Stephen Leacock

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing.

~ Stephen Leacock

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

~ Stephen Leacock

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.

~ Stephen Leacock

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything.

~ Stephen Leacock

The Lord said 'let there be wheat' and Saskatchewan was born.

~ Stephen Leacock

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit.

~ Stephen Leacock

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

~ Stephen Leacock

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.

~ Stephen Leacock

Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.

~ Stephen Leacock

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