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Robin Williams Famous Quotes

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

~ Robin Williams

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

~ Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

~ Robin Williams

Comedy is acting out optimism.

~ Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

~ Robin Williams

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

~ Robin Williams

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

~ Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

~ Robin Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

~ Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

~ Robin Williams

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

~ Robin Williams

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

~ Robin Williams

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

~ Robin Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

~ Robin Williams

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

~ Robin Williams

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

~ Robin Williams

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

~ Robin Williams

Reality: What a concept!

~ Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

~ Robin Williams

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"

~ Robin Williams

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

~ Robin Williams

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

~ Robin Williams

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

~ Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

~ Robin Williams

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

~ Robin Williams

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

~ Robin Williams

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

~ Robin Williams

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

~ Robin Williams

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

~ Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

~ Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

~ Robin Williams

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

~ Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

~ Robin Williams

Robin Williams Biography

Robin Williams Famous Quotes