Joey Adams Famous Quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

~ Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

~ Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

~ Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

~ Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

~ Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

~ Joey Adams

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

~ Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

~ Joey Adams

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

~ Joey Adams

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

~ Joey Adams

Joey Adams Biography