Joey Adams Biography

Joey Adams
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Joey Adams Famous Quotes


A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
 ~ Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
 ~ Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
 ~ Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
 ~ Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
 ~ Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
 ~ Joey Adams

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
 ~ Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
 ~ Joey Adams

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
 ~ Joey Adams

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
 ~ Joey Adams