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Jack Benny Famous Quotes
 Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't. ~ Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. ~ Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ~ Jack Benny
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. ~ Jack Benny
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Jack Benny
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. ~ Jack Benny
Modesty is my best quality. ~ Jack Benny
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. ~ Jack Benny
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